We head down to the great state of Florida for the story of a man who beat his children into submission when ‘he who supplied it, denied it’. Let’s be fair though, picture yourself a proud father of several children, and you’ve put a delicious spread of greasy fast food on the table. You, yourself is known for letting the flatulence fly, but when an unfamiliar odor hits your nose- it’s RUINED your Kentucky Fried Chicken, and god damn it, someone is going to own up to this. I mean really, how hard is it to own up to your rageaholic father that it was you who tooted, and be beaten accordingly? Kid’s these days have it too easy, and that’s why this guy has to do the shit he does. You just don’t understand.
Kappo and The Rev are back on the microphone for a 3rd season of their hit progrum!
• Who will carry the Torch for Kappo and The Rev?
• Notes From Kristin: Enjoying the new music
• How Do You Build A Media Empire? Give Up Entirely.
• Song Preview: Media Empire (original demo)
• Re-Introducing: The Rev! also, Kappo is foolish.
• Technical Direction
• Song Preview: Vagina Of The Pig That Bit Me (demo)
• Kappo and The Rev Prom
• Song Preview: Plastique Position (studio demo)
• Becoming ‘The Rev’, How We Write Educational Metal
• Song Preview: “Visit The Tomb of Warren G. Harding” (demo)
• How To Become A Time Traveling Rock Star
• Song Preview: “Presidents Day” (demo)
• Ragebeast Joins the Crew: Business Ideas
• Peace, Love and Disrespect!
So many college kids these days have the way paid for them and it might be the worst thing you can do for them. Parents money gets flushed down the fucking toilet for some ungrateful turd who’s going to skate through 4 years of school and get less out of it than those who make their own way. Over and over it’s been shown that kids who pay their own way through school get way more out of it and are more successful in their careers than those who don’t. Student loans are borderline robbery perpetrated by banksters and school is so over-priced that only a fool still thinks that a conventional education is the only route to success. As you can tell from this hen pecking writing skills I got from cheap ass community college you can to a cheap school and still rock the shit out of life. I go no (some) regrets. (many).
Jon Basso, the brilliant master-mind behind the Heart Attack Grill has had another hefty consumer of his product keel over in his establishment. The restaurant, well know for it’s heaping helping of food that is good enough to die for has been at the center of controversy in the mainstream media. Many people don’t understand the aim of Mr. Basso who gives away a free meal to anyone who can get on a scale and tip it past 350 pounds. He gave up on his career as a fitness guru to take up a mantle for the dark side peddling greasy calorie bombs to people with a foot in the grave. If you’ve decided to let food rule your life you’ll either find Basso to be a hero or a villain. Truth is, he’s both. But of course something with such brilliant nuance goes right over the head of most. Some people get a kick out of the food and it’s message of over consumption while others have it resonate in a way that gets them to take a deep, long look at themselves and make some much needed lifestyle changes. We here at KaTR® salute the genius of Jon Basso, who we’re sure will ‘kill’ again.
The communists are not big fans of free speech, especially online. So, they make sure they’ve got dudes sitting in front of screens censoring the living shit out of everyone. There’s a twitter-like service over there where people make the vain attempt to communicate freely but ultimately their discourse are edited and deleted- so basically it’s like facebook, except they KNOW they’re being censored and having their minds warped by disinformation on a daily basis. Where as we be free Muricans, with a perfect perspective.
We try and shine a light on this very important issue, but like most mainstream media they weigh it down with a load of flowery bullshit to keep you from paying attention. This guy who normally is paid in sticky rice to squash free speech took to his account to yak on and on about what cowards these propagandists are. There’s nothing quite like the free exchange of government sanctioned ideas… We tried really, really fucking hard to get into this one, but as fat, affluent Americans we called an audible… Then Kappo ripped up his nose on the pop screen in a delicious example of ‘instant karma’. Yeah, we kind of suck, but what are going to do about it? nothing, that’s what.
We’re the spokesmen for the Female community, and as such we have to get our hands dirty from time to time making the blessed change our society needs so desperately. When it comes to the elderly, do they not need a little love from to time, too? You get plenty of action throughout your youth, but by the time you reach those autumn years you’re not done going to pound town. There’s an assisted living place that hires hookers and strippers to keep their residents in high spirits, and it works wonders. We attempt to uncover a great new way to keep the elderly happy and healthy but mainly Kappo sings along to the Foreigner theme song and ignores the read. All in all we learned very little in this segment but hopefully one day we’ll be placed in a home where they offer up the sex workers. It’s the only way to check out of this world.