Kappo could go ahead and eat a little Guinea Pig, but I doubt he’s going to. We take a look at the seemigly stupid trendy food of the guinea pig. There’s something a little weird about chowing down on a lovable pet. It’s big in south america and they’ve typically been on the ball when it comes to most things. For all the hipsters taking their instagrams of their charred pets there’s a little girl weeping the loss of her poor little creature. I guess you eat the things head to toe, skull and all.. they don’t look all that appetizing the Kappo and The Rev, but who knows it could be good.
I guess some guy in Virginia was taping a bunch of porno to the door to his apartment, so anybody walking by would get an eyeful of various ladies. The man, a charmer I’m sure, was wondering where he’d gone wrong as they slammed his ass in the back of a squad car. I guess society frowns upon posting the old porno on the front door, so now you know, that’s not how you treat a lady.
We decided to get back on the air here on www.kappoandtherev.com! After having to admit defeat on our morning show program we’re back on Sunday nights at 11pm, kind of like the mentally challenged kid they used to stick up in the attic. So we’re back and better than ever!
This is the ‘shooting fish in a barrel’ edition of Heroes of Hypocrisy, as we’re going after the rectious grin of Michelle Bachman, who people just love to hate. Whether you’re into her politics or not she gets herself in trouble all the time by saying a lot of shit that doesn’t always add up. We take a look at her recent campaign against “Big Spendin’” Jim Graves. I love Bachman myself, her nutty ways bring a smile to my face every election cycle. We just sit back and let the segment host itself.
Good ole Woodrow Wilson could have stopped the Vietnam war but was too racist?! Yeah you heard it here folks, America’s squeaky clean motives aren’t quite what we’d hoped. As pie eyed jingoists were quick to wave the flag and run a bayonette through a non-white-guy but I guess we’re not holier than thou afterall. I guess Woodrow had a chance to work out a equitable agreement with Ho Chi Mihn before we spilled more blood than ever before. So he had to go roll with the Bolsheviks and the rest, as they say, is history. Oh well, it happened once and it will happen again. Be sure not to learn anything from history so it seems really novel and original when you repeat it.
Corporations do many things to keep you snowed into believing they aren’t in fact your mortal enemy. Information tampering and selective fact finding is a big way they do this. Now I guess you can pay well-meaning research groups to give you the info they are looking for while suppressing the info they don’t want you to see. This is a common practice now days, and as Americans we love our information tainted and beset against our best interests. Next time you hear someone tout their research they’ve done, just go with your gut. If there’s money involved, they are lying. Either by actively deceiving you or by omitting vital info.
Kappo and The Rev are well known sobriety advocates… or at least we want you to think we are. 
We’ve done some really stupid things in our day and I guess the both of us are being pursued by time traveling traffic cops for our past misdeeds. But the fact is Kappo and The Rev do not drink and drive. We wax nostalgic about our days in the jug and talk about how much we hate the idea of drunk driving. Soapbox radio!
At what point does your maggot infested leg have to go? We’re not sure but this tale of neglect and abuse of the elderly made us want to die with dignity somewhere in our mid 80′s. Anything after that and you better have people that love you to take care of you, or else your totally fucked. Something tells me that watching your leg decompose in front of you isn’t really the last thing you want running through your mind as you kack-off… This story makes us really sad, so we laugh like magpies rather than cry tears of pure agony.
Men and women argue all the time, but when this couple goes at it they take it to the next level. When his lady began to curse he decided it was up to him to wash her mouth clean before he angrily stuck his dick in there again. This guy has a rap sheet a mile long but it’s all (crimes that don’t count) drug crimes. So probably sober he took to the dishwashing liquid soap and got to cleaning. I guess this guy washes his own mouth out should he catch himself cursing (as an act of respect towards his parents)… OOoooKay, that’s fucking weird, how about you adopt the quater jar technique or something my boy? yikes.